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Normally I think it’s bad form to point out how stupid people are. But today I’m going to make an exception.
Incels complain about not getting laid. But there is a reason for that. They can’t get laid because women don’t like them. Women don’t like them because they are without redeeming qualities. They don’t offer women anything of value. I’m not talking about money or status — plenty of broke men with no pedigree get laid. But that’s because they offer something.
Maybe it’s just a bit of kindness, charm, humor, or sex appeal. Maybe they’re good-looking or wear nice clothes or they bathe regularly. Perhaps they are good listeners.
Incels, however, offer nothing a woman would want.
If you doubt me, here is a partial list of the prevailing characteristics of incels, per Wikipedia:
Hateful, resentful, misogynistic, misanthropic, self-pitying, racist, white, male, heterosexual. They also believe they are entitled to sex and advocate violence against women.
This sounds a lot like a description of Donald Trump. Donald Trump, the leader of the Republican Party, the one whose Supreme Court appointees are voting to reverse Roe v. Wade, making abortion illegal across the country. Why do I mention this?
Well, if incels are not willing to work to get laid, what are the chances they’d be willing to work after they get laid? I would say they’re pretty low. But this is a relevant question because once SCOTUS outlaws abortion, all the hard work comes after the sex.
So why did Donald Trump, who shares so many qualities with the incel population, do so much to help Republicans ban abortion? I suspect he didn’t think it through. I know Trump doesn’t like to be called stupid, but as Forrest Gump so famously said, “Stupid is as stupid does.”
Perhaps it was the only way to get their support. We’ve known for some time that the Republican base is adamantly against abortion. They usually say it’s because it’s criminal to take a life — an innocent life — and according to them the only innocents are the unborn.
It’s okay for cops to murder black people, for imperialistic regimes to send young men into war, or for people to be put to death for crimes they have (or, in some cases, have not) committed. While nothing can justify harming the unborn, they say, it’s okay to kill everyone else because we all carry with us “original sin.”
Here’s where I get confused though. If life begins at conception, shouldn’t original sin begin there as well? Not according to believers. They have decided that the act of being born is what saddles one with original sin.
Okay, so let’s say then that we decide to save the unborn from original sin by having an abortion. We’re just sending this innocent soul back to your God without putting the poor thing through all the worldly crap the rest of us endure. This act would then save the innocent child from original sin — so how could this be wrong?
Anybody?
As for incels, if you think you have trouble getting laid now, I guarantee you that banning abortion will make it even harder. Once SCOTUS overturns Roe v Wade, you’ll not only have to convince someone to f*** you, you’ll have to be able to pass yourself off as father material.
Good luck with that.
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